H A P P Y F R I D A Y An acrostic poem for Happy Friday. H appiness is love, nothing,A champion is afraid of losing,P eaceful and innocent cane fishing,P artner in vigils, in laziness sting.Y ou better learn useless things that do not learn anything, F alls on a summers ring,R arely […]
A man enters a store and notices a beautiful little dog. “Does your dog bite?” he asks of the shopkeeper.” No, my dog does not bite,” the shopkeeper responds. When the man attempts to pet the dog, the dog bites him. “Ouch!” “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” he exclaims.” That is not
Dean bought a new fridge. The local government demanded $20 to remove his old refrigerator in an environmentally acceptable manner. To save money, he placed it in his front garden with a sign that said, “Free to a good home.” Please take it if you want it.” For four days, the fridge remained untouched! Dean
